New funny fundas..for just to make you laugh

             *"U love someone
                 U marry someone else..

                 The one u marry
                 becomes ur wife or husband

                 And the one u loved
                 becomes the password of ur mail id"*

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                 There's only one perfect child in the world & every
                 mother has it.

                 There's only one perfect wife in the world & every
                 neighbor has it.

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                 Three dreams of a man:


                 To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

                 To be as rich as his child believes.

                 To have as many women as his wife suspects...

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                 Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is
                 the liver & wife the kidney.

                 If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney
                 fails, the liver manages with other kidney.

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                 The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a
                 fast shutter speed
                 it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!