Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on
their faces?
A: Because they are...
Q:
What do men have in common with
ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over
them forever.
Q:
If you drop a man and a brick out of a
plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....
Q:
What did God say after he
created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created
woman!
Q:
What's the difference between
an intelligent man & a UFO?
A: I don't know, I've never seen
either.
Q:
What are two reasons why men
don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for
directions.
Q:
What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they
drink...
Q:
What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they
have no
intention of driving.
What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's
gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
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