Tuesday, November 30, 2010

what is a mistake??..funny one

Mistake


If a barber makes a mistake,

It's a new style...



If a driver makes a mistake,

It is an accident...



If a doctor makes a mistake,

It's an operation...



If a engineer makes a mistake,

It is a new venture...



If parents makes a mistake,

It is a new generation...



If a politician makes a mistake,

It is a new law...



If a scientist makes a mistake,

It is a new invention...



If a tailor makes a mistake,

It is a new fashion...



If a teacher makes a mistake,

It is a new theory...



If our boss makes a mistake,

It is our mistake...



If an employee makes a mistake,

It is a "
MISTAKE"


This is how your browser works...nice image

Monday, November 29, 2010

More Intersting and funny facts



Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.








Just twenty seconds worth of fuel remained when Apollo 11’s lunar module landed on the moon.






 How does a shark find fish? It can hear their hearts beating.






 Half of all identity thieves are either relatives, friends, or neighbors of their victims.


How Massive is the Google..Nice article


-:: Just How Massive is the Google ::-
Google began in January 1996 as a research project by Larry Page and Sergey Brin when they were both PhD students at Stanford University in California. While conventional search engines ranked results by counting how many times the search terms appeared on the page, the two theorized about a better system that analyzed the relationships between websites. They called this new technology PageRank, where a website's relevance was determined by the number of pages, and the importance of those pages, that linked back to the original site. A small search engine called Rankdex was already exploring a similar strategy.

Page and Brin originally nicknamed their new search engine "BackRub", because the system checked backlinks to estimate the importance of a site. Eventually, they changed the name to Google, originating from a misspelling of the word "googol", the number one followed by one hundred zeros, which was meant to signify the amount of information the search engine was to handle. Originally, Google ran under the Stanford University website, with the domain google.stanford.edu. The domain google.com was registered on September 15, 1997, and the company was incorporated on September 4, 1998, at a friend's garage in Menlo Park, California.
 

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Best magic ever..10 great magical illusion in 5 min..

very funny hindi commercial ad.

funny exam images....:)




Saturday, November 27, 2010

Top 10 things you don't know about your eyes....

Few people could argue that without our 5 senses life would be pretty dull. All our senses are extremely important but I think if you asked most people which sense would they least like to lose they would probably say their vision. As with most of our abilities, our vision is something that many of us take for granted. If you stop and think for a moment, you will realize that just about everything we do in our day to day life involves our vision. During this article I am going to try and see if I can get you to start thinking a little bit more about your eyes. Listed below is my top 10 list of weird and wonderful things you didn’t know about your eyes

10.  Everyone needs reading glasses as they get older

This is assuming that you already have perfect distance vision. If you are currently reading this article and are under 40 years of age with perfect distance vision, I can say with absolute certainty that you will need reading glasses at some point in the future. For about 99% of the population the age that you will first start needing reading glasses is between 43 and 50 years old. This is because the lens in your eye slowly loses its focusing ability with age. In order to focus things near to you, your lens has to change from a flat to a more spherical shape and it loses the ability to do this as you get older. As you get to around 45 years old you will start to hold things further away from you to keep them focus.

9.  The lens in your eye is quicker than any camera lens

Just behind the pupil sits the eyes natural lens, whose function is to focus on the object you are looking at. Just take a minute to glance around the room and think about how many different distances you are focusing at. Every time you do this, the lens in your eye is instantly changing focus without you even being aware of it! Compare that with a camera lens which takes a few seconds to focus between one distance and another. Just be thankful that the lens in your eye is as quick as it is, otherwise things would be continually going in and out of focus.

8.  Your eyes are fully developed by the age of 7 years old

By the age of 7 years old our eyes are fully developed and are physiologically the same as adult’s eyes. It is for this reason that it is vitally important to pick up a lazy eye before we reach this age. The earlier a lazy eye is diagnosed, the greater the chance it will respond to treatment, as the eyes are still developing and capable of an improvement in vision. Beyond 7 years old no amount of treatment will result in any improvement in vision.

7. You blink approximately 15,000 times each day

Blinking is a semi- involuntary function meaning we do it automatically, but can also choose to blink if we so require. Blinking is an extremely important function of your eyes as it helps remove any debris on the surface of your eye, by spreading fresh tears over them. These tears help to nourish your eyes with oxygen and also have important anti bacterial properties. You can think of the function of blinking as being similar to the action of the windscreen wipers on your car, cleaning and removing everything to keep you seeing clearly.

6.   Everyone gets cataracts as they get older

People don’t realize that cataracts are just a normal consequence of getting older and everyone gets them at some point in their life. You can think of cataracts as being similar to getting grey hair, in that it is just a normal natural age change. The average age people first get cataracts is about aged 70 years old and by 80 years old you are guaranteed to have cataracts. In the same way that you could not find any aged 80 years old without grey hair, it would be equally impossible to find anyone over 80 years old without cataracts. Cataracts refer to a gradual clouding of the lens in your eye and typically take about ten years from onset to them needing treatment.

5.  Diabetes is often first detected during an eye test

People who suffer from type 2 diabetes (the type you develop later in life) are often symptom free, meaning they often don’t even know that they have it. This type of diabetes is commonly picked up during an eye test as it can be seen as tiny hemorrhages from leaking blood vessels at the back of your eye. This certainly is good reason to get your eyes tested regularly.

4.  You see with your brain and not your eyes

The function of your eyes is to collect all the required information about the object you are looking at. This information is then passed from your eye to the brain via the optic nerve. It is the brain (visual cortex) where all this information is analyzed to enable you to ‘see’ the object in its finished form. This is not to say that your eyes don’t play an important role as they certainly do.

3. Your eyes can adapt to blind spots in your vision

Certain eye conditions such as Glaucoma and certain general health conditions such as having a stroke, can lead to you developing blind spots in your vision. This would be extremely debilitating if it wasn’t for your brain and your eyes ability to adapt to make these blind spots disappear. It does this by suppressing the blind spot in your affected eye and letting your other good eye ‘fill in the gaps’. It is adaptation like this that makes your eyes so resilient.

2.  20:20 vision is not the best vision you can have

When people hear the phrase 20:20 vision they assume that this is the best vision possible. However this is not true as 20:20 vision refers to what the average adult should be able to see. If you imagine a typical eye test chart the 20:20 vision is probably only the line second from the bottom. The line below it is even smaller than 20:20 vision and would mean you have 20:16 vision. So don’t be so impressed next time someone tells you they have 20:20 vision!

1. Your eyes water when they are dry

I know this might sound crazy but this is one of strange facts about your eyes. Your tears are made up of 3 different components and they are water, mucus and fat. If these 3 components are not in exactly the right quantities, your eyes can become dry as a consequence. Your brain responds to this dryness by producing extra water and hence your eyes water.

Friday, November 26, 2010

what kind of employee you are..based on sunsign-12

WHAT KIND OF EMPLOYEE ARE YOU?

Pisces Employee Profile (February 20 - march 20)

The Pisces employee can be a loyal and hard-working, if unconventional, worker. In the right position, they are able to keep their daydreams in check and buckle down on the detail work-giving their all to the boss and corporation whom they feel are worthy of devotion. On the flip side, there is no image of extreme misery like that of an ill-placed Pisces worker. They will act as though their cubicle were a prison cell as they daydream of their own business or next vacation. Unhappy Pisces workers usually won't stick   around too long. Often Pisceans will drift from one job to another looking for that ideal environment to which they will be able to commit   and feel a sense of purpose. And if things are going in a bad direction at the office, Pisces will be the first to sense it.
They'd rather pick up and leave then wait until the problem reaches a head. Pisces are often misunderstood by their co-workers. Typically timid and introspective, they usually keep their true nature hidden, for fear it wouldn't fit with the corporate culture.
What motivates a Pisces employee to not only stick around but also excel? Try compliments. And show them how their work impacts the entire organization. They need to know that what they are doing is worth something on a grander scale. Acceptance of their unconventional organization and planning will be necessary. Just because their sales report isn't in the typical format doesn't mean it is any   less effective. Keep their environment bright and upbeat; and an after-work cocktail wouldn't hurt. 



Note:Different people have different views about sunsigns.So we shall be not responsible for correctness of this information.

what kind of employee you are..based on sunsign-11

WHAT KIND OF EMPLOYEE ARE YOU?

Aquarius Employee Profile (January 21 - February 19)

The Aquarius employee can't tolerate unfairness in the office. Hair brained schemes will get the positive attention they deserve if an Aquarian has anything to do with it. They'll try to help everyone see the good side of a bad situation if it's the last thing that they do. They are so smart-they can't help but hold management in disdain if they feel that they are being unfair and unintelligent. It isn't that they are overly ambitious and think they could be doing a better job- just that they think people in power should know better.
Most Aquarius workers are still looking for themselves and will want to try their hand at a variety of jobs in the workplace.
Whatever they are doing, they will do conscientiously. They usually have strict personal codes that include a strong work ethic.
Their bright, off-beat intelligence and trustworthiness will typically gain them many friends-in and out of work.
Beneath that sometimes odd-ball behavior is solid, concrete thinking and sensitivity to co-workers.
Keep your smart Aquarius co-worker happy by giving them plenty of opportunity to learn news kills.
Raises are less important to them. No amount of money will make it worth their while to stay in a stagnant position.
Don't let them get too bored or they will simply find another job as easily as they found this one-their genius is easy to spot.

what kind of employee you are..based on sunsign-10

WHAT KIND OF EMPLOYEE ARE YOU?



Capricorn Employee Profile (December 22 - January 20)

A Capricorn employee with too much to do is a happy worker. They need plenty of projects and responsibility. There is no sadder sight than a Capricorn worker without a sense of responsibility. They need to be needed. They are covertly ambitious - usually not flashy or obvious about it-but you will usually know that they are serious and determined about advancing themselves. They are completely scrupulous, so much so that they can be self-disparaging. But they are no pushovers. They can wear down even the toughest customers. Their persistence is incredible. Once they set their sights on a goal, they work away at it until the bitter end-whether the goal be that hard sell or the new hardware release. Capricorns don't work for free, however. They expect to be paid handsomely and be given more and more responsibility. They need to come out ahead of the pack in the end, and they see the work environment as their primary vehicle. They won't go in for the typical office gossip and politics, though. They want to get down to business at work and see it as no place for fooling around. With a strong sense of duty and respect towards their superiors, it is rare they will join in on boss-bashing or knocking the system. They can get frustrated, however, with blue sky management schemes that lack common sense, and they will interject their dry sense of humor in the most critical ways. If they want change, they will be unyielding. If all their effort leads to naught the result will be deep moods of darkness and depression with a sense of hopelessness. Keep your Capricorn employee happy by paying them fairly and giving them plenty of hard work. Arrange for a path of advancement within your organization for them. If you don't, you might find them looking for other opportunities.

what kind of employee you are..based on sunsign-9


Sagittarius Employee Profile (November 22 - December 21)

The Sagittarian employee is head strong, cheerful, and willing to help. They exude self-confidence and take on tasks like there's no tomorrow. They are willing to tackle even the toughest of projects as long as it is challenging and gets them out of the routine. Lucky for them, their shining personalities and honest enthusiasm seem like a bright spot in the office- otherwise co-workers might begin to build animosity towards someone so arrogant and extravagant. Their tendency to exaggerate and take on more then they can handle usually results in missed deadlines and dropping the ball-not because they are lazy of procrastinate, but because their enthusiasm just gets the better of them sometimes. Don't let their nonchalance fool you-they really do care about what they are doing. They just have an easy-going attitude that allows them to keep on smiling even when they just messed up big time. Just because they are flexible and easy-going doesn't mean they won't tell you exactly how they feel-what is working for them and what isn't. And they won't just blindly take orders - they need to understand the method and reason behind the process. If you are trying to motivate your Sagittarian employee, be sure to feed them plenty of challenging new projects and hint that some business trips might be on the horizon once deadlines are met. And whatever you do, try not to question their intentions - it is the quickest way to make them upset. They aren't capable of deceit.

what kind of employee you are..based on sunsign-8

WHAT KIND OF EMPLOYEE ARE YOU?

Scorpio Employee Profile (October 23 - November 21)


Scorpio employees usually exude a quiet self-confidence. They are self-sufficient and do not depend on others for a sense of self-worth. They keep their private life separate from work and take complete responsibility for their actions and their situation. They don't make excuses; they just take care of business and expect everyone else to do the same. Those who don't, co- workers and managers- will have to endure the Scorpio wrath. They don't mind being completely vocal about what they feel is wrong with any given situation. And if you tread on their fire be sure to expect retaliation. They won't take insults or opposition lying down. If you manage a Scorpio employee, be sure to follow through with your word and don't break any promises-Scorpio is keeping track and building up some heavy resentments against you if you do. You may not even be aware of it until too late-but when Scorpio gets too m much, you'll be sure to know. Scorpio employees will react towards those around them exactly as they are treated. When they get what they want, they will be very accepting. If you are trying to work with or motivate a Scorpio co-worker, be sure to treat them respectfully and act professionally. Give them challenging work that allows them to utilize their awesome self-confidence and courage.

what kind of employee you are..based on sunsign-7

WHAT KIND OF EMPLOYEE ARE YOU?

Libra Employee Profile (September 23 - October 22)

Libra employees are detailed, dedicated workers with sensitive natures. Managers and co-workers sometimes find them difficult to get a handle on. They pick up the energy of the office and are unable to prevent it from affecting them. Loud noise, flashy colors,and discordant vibrations will put them off so much that they will have difficulty fulfilling their obligations at work.

One day they may seem like the most bright, hardworking, ambitious employee around. The next day they might be down, irritated, and unable to produce. Co-workers shouldn't fret when Libra employees are in a dark mood. It really won't last, as a happy state of mind can come over them just as quickly. When Libra employees are in a balanced frame of mind, they can be a powerful presence at work-they have a way of gracing everything they touch. Underneath that mess of moods, they really are basically happy and stable people. They are capable of profound logical thought and evaluate all sides of a situation before acting. They are one of the most intelligent Signs around. They are expert researchers and mediators. And their sensitivity to their environment makes them naturals at keeping things looking great. They will easily help others resolve conflicts and can act as a go-between with workers and management so that everyone ends up happy. If you want to keep your Libran worker smiling, give them the respect they are due and put them in a position where they can project their great charm and diplomacy. They won't be CONTENT to take orders for very long, either- make sure they are given increased responsibility.


Do read older post about this topic

what kind of employee you are..based on sunsign-6

WHAT KIND OF EMPLOYEE ARE YOU?

Virgo Employee Profile (august 22 - September 22)

In the right situations Virgos love to work. They make ideal employees, happily working late into the night to make sure everything is perfect and in order. If you are looking for an employee who doesn't mind starting from rock bottom in the most entry-level position at the company, hire a Virgo. They'll have no complaints about the position being beneath them. They are CONTENT with basic, honest hard work. Their contentment isn't always apparent, however.. They love to complain and worry. They are quick to criticize the way things are done around the office and are the first ones to grumble disapprovingly at what they consider to be extravagance or laziness. They are blunt and honest and don't mince words over what they feel just isn't right. Usually, this will be brought on by someone doing a half-baked job or not being considerate of other co-workers. You'll want to constantly reassure them, but this will do little to quell their anxieties. They actually enjoy worrying, and there is little you can do about it. Just give them a detail - oriented project and let them work alone on it. You won't have to supervise a Virgo worker. They'll check all the facts before getting started and catch their own errors when they are done. To keep a Virgo employee happy, you should also make sure their environment is orderly and calm. You should also provide small gestures of appreciation. They don't need extravagance; just let them know you appreciate them in small ways that won't embarrass them. They will probably just shrug their shoulders and say, "It's no big deal." But deep down inside they need these little reassurances.

what kind of employee you are..based on sunsign-5

WHAT KIND OF EMPLOYEE ARE YOU?

Leo Employee Profile (July 22 - august 21)

Leo workers want to be first and at the center of the office.
Even if they can't lead, they'll look for every opportunity to increase their own status   and if someone else seems ahead of them, look out. They will make it clear that they aren't happy by pouting and complaining.
They want advancement so much that they'll take on more responsibility and carry a heavier load than anyone   else does in the office. And they are self-promoters. It is likely that they are telling everyone in the office   what a great job they are doing as well as giving everyone unwanted advice.
They know they are superior and want everyone to know it as well.
This arrogance can sometimes cause problems when working with management.
But typically, they are just hard workers out to demonstrate just how good they really are.
They thrive in sales positions - they can promote a product or company just as well as they promote themselves.
Their strength and arrogance isn't just show either.
In a crisis situation, Leos really demonstrate their true courage.
Leos want to lead and will be pushing for more responsibility and rewards.
They are happy to train and mentor new co- workers as they enjoy giving advice and being in positions of authority.
If you are trying to manage a Leo employee, you'll need to give them plenty of praise, responsibility, and independence.
They will certainly want to help lighten your load of management responsibilities.
Just be careful- the next thing you know they could be taking over your job.


Do read older post about this topic..:)

what kind of employee you are..based on sunsign-4

WHAT KIND OF EMPLOYEE ARE YOU?
 
Cancer Employee Profile (June 22 - July 21)

The Cancer employee isn't at work to feed their ego -- their job is just a job and a means to get paid.
They work steadily and are usually very reliable. You'll be able to depend on them to show up on time and do what is necessary.
They won't get involved in power struggles or get upset when someone advances before them.
They are able to accept the situation because they see it simply as a rung on the ladder up.
Their motivation is security. They'll want more money the longer they've stayed at a job.
They don't want to have to worry about how they'll make ends meet tomorrow so they'll need a stable position without much risk. Cancerian workers can slip into some dark moods on occasion. During these periods productivity tends to drop-as well as everyone else's in the office. Their moods can be so strong everyone becomes affected. To avoid the frequency of these occurrences, managers and co-workers should try to make the work environment as homey as possible-keep it well heated, cozy, and friendly.
Don't press them to reveal their true inner thoughts-their tendency is to be secretive and protective, and they could see prying as an attempt to disturb their security.

what kind of employee you are..based on sunsign-3


Gemini Employee Profile (may 21 - June 21)

Gemini employees can have difficulty concentrating on one thing for long periods of time.

They have quick-moving minds and love to talk and communicate their ideas with others. They thrive on social interaction -- even if their jobs don't particularly support it. You'll be able to find them wandering from desk to desk gossiping about all the sordid news in the office. They can be powerful persuaders in their speech and make ideal salespeople and mediators. They love to negotiate and can work out the best Deal for everyone involved. When properly stimulated, they can manage to keep their wandering mind focused and actually be quite productive. When they are bored, bogged down with mundane detail-work, or forced to work with people who they consider droll, they can become mean-spirited and gossipy. Their moods can fluctuate vastly day to day, as well as their productivity. It is really against t heir nature to be forced into an average workday schedule and environment. They are happier traveling. If they are in an office they will need constant new stimulation. Most will be wanting advancement if they see this as a way to escape the limitations of their jobs. This can motivate them to put extra effort into their job. If you work with a Gemini, try to avoid getting into any debates with them they will surely win and it could end in some hard feelings on your part. They will need an accepting environment-one that supports their need for multi-tasking.  
   
Do read older post about this topic..:)

what kind of employee you are..based on sunsign-2

WHAT KIND OF EMPLOYEE ARE YOU?

Taurus Employee Profile (April 20 - may 20)

Taureans make some of the best employees. They are loyal, hardworking, and no-nonsense.
They work methodically and follow projects through until they are complete.
Some may appear to work a little too slowly-usually because they are so careful-but they will always finish what they start.
They thrive on structure, schedules, and routine. You'll find them doing the same exact thing at the same time every day.
Taureans, however, are not exactly the malleable workers that they often appear to be.
If they have to work in a chaotic environment, they won't be happy and will be prone to child-like temper tantrums and stubbornness. They might react similarly if they have to work around ignorant people or at a job where there is no obvious potential for advancement. Taureans will be very unhappy if there isn't a ladder for them to climb. Even in the worst situations, they will find a way to advance slowly, winning over the most difficult people who may stand in their way of progress.
Taurus employees will only take so much patiently and happily before they feel they are being taken advantage of.
They will gladly accept orders and do whatever dirty work needs to get done, but they expect rewards.
They want material gain, salary increases, and the potential for more power.
To make your Taurus employees happy, be sure to give them projects through which they will see tangible results-hopefully something that will allow them to express their unique creativity in addition to their practical side.
They don't want to feel mired in details for long periods of time. Make sure to schedule regular performance and salary reviews.
This show of respect should keep them loyal to the company.

what kind of employee you are..based on sunsign-1

WHAT KIND OF EMPLOYEE ARE YOU?

Aries Employee Profile (march 21 - April 19)

Aries employees make excellent troubleshooters. They’ll usually want to be out in the field at a variety of different work sites fixing things. They certainly won't be happy for very long behind a desk in a 9 to 5 schedule. The bored Aries employee who has been forced into a square hole will typically be restless, angry, and careless with details. No amount of money would compensate for being stuck in a routine job. Money in fact isn't why they are working at all. They do want to be paid fairly and need a status position to satisfy their competitive tendencies--but even more importantly, they'll want challenging new projects They typically like to have a sense of responsibility and need to feel needed. In return, they'll give their all and provide detailed, consistent work. They will literally work themselves to exhaustion to prove themselves. If you want to keep your Aries co- worker productive and happy, you'll want to give them the opportunity to work independently or let them help and lead less experienced workers.

Note:Different people have different interpretation of sunsigns.So we be shall not responsible for correctness of this information.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

That's why i don't tell you time....too good



Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

Old Man: Certainly not.

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose,if you tell me the time?

Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time.

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?

Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will

definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.

Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.

Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me.

Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea.

After my courteous approach you will try to come again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?

Young Man: Possible

Old Man: made itThen I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter.

Young Man: Smiles. ;)

Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter  again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.

Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles

Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch. 

little johny and maths..funny


Little Johnny was busy doing his homework. As his mother approached she heard:



"One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two."



"Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four."



"Three and three... "

 


His mother interrupted, asking where he had learned this way of doing math. Little Johnny remarked that his teacher Ms. Margo taught him.


His mother was rather upset and told him to stop the homework. The next day she stormed into Little Johnny's classroom and confronted Ms. Margo. Little Johnny's mother told Ms. Margo about Little Johnny's different way of doing math, and his claims that Ms. Margo taught it that way to the class.


The teacher was flabbergasted. She said that she couldn't understand why Little Johnny had said what he did. Then suddenly, Ms Margo exclaimed, "Oh, I know, here in school we say, one and one, the sum-of-which is two."

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

policeman and santa singh...:)

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the santa singh,the guy, to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.


Santa: ''I can't do that, officer.''


''Why not?''


''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.''


''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.''


''Can't do that either, officer.''


''Why not?''


''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.''


''Alright, we could get a blood sample.''


''Can't do that either, officer.''


''Why not?''


''Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.''


''Fine then, just walk this white line.''


''Can't do that either, officer.''


''Why not?''


Santa: ''Because I'm drunk.'' :)


detective blonde :) too funny

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"


The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."


Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"


The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds" . . . think hard before giving me a stupid answer."


The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm . . . the suspect wears contact lenses."

The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer . . . wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."


He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

More Funny Pictures..check out

Knock-Knock



Just for fun

great collection of sms about life ,friendship and love

The Cutest moment of life


is to see your yellow rose turning in to red rose.

The Toughest moment of life

is to see your red rose turning in to yellow rose
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A line written by a kid who lost his parents in the tsunami.
"Sea,i'll never forgive you anymore if your waves touch my feet
a million times."


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Best ever quote in friendship.


Some say "always remember me",
Some say "never forget me",


But I will say
"Forget me if you can"





funny images...


Monday, November 22, 2010

know about yourself and your best match based on your birth date or numerology-Number 9

Numerology

             Know yourself by Birth Date!

If you were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month you are number 1.

If you were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month you are number 2.

If you were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month you are number 3.

If you were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month you are number 4.

If you were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then you are number 5.

If you were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any month then you are number 6.

If you were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any month then you are number 7.

If you were born on the 8th, 17th, 26th of any month then you are number 8.

If you were born on the 9th, 18th, 27th of any month then you are number 9.

Note:*Different people have different interpretation about numerology so we shall be not
held responsible for any content regarding this.


Number 9
Hey, you guys are the un-compatible people in the world, you are so strong, physically and mentally. You often have big-aims. You will work hard and hard to get there, normally you suffer in the early age from family's problems and generally you will have fighting life, but when you achieve what you have done, it s always a big-task!! You are so much respected in the community. You are a person who can make a challenge and successfully finish the matter off. You are very naughty in your younger age, often beaten up by your parents, and involve in fights and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your life time, but when you grow, you become calm and macho type!!! Tell you what; Love is not an easy matter for you. You are good in engineering or banking jobs because people always trust you! Your family life is very good, but will have worries over your children. Your qualities are humanitarian, patient, quick witted & compassionate, You are born to achieve targets and serve every one all equally without any prejudice! You are totally a Role Model to everybody in the world for a Great Inspiration!!! Unbelievable???? Trust yourself! This is just a numerology prediction....!!!!
Your best matches are 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match is 2.

Do read older post to know about Number1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8

know about yourself and your best match based on your birth date or numerology-Number 8

Numerology

             Know yourself by Birth Date!

If you were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month you are number 1.

If you were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month you are number 2.

If you were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month you are number 3.

If you were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month you are number 4.

If you were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then you are number 5.

If you were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any month then you are number 6.

If you were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any month then you are number 7.

If you were born on the 8th, 17th, 26th of any month then you are number 8.

If you were born on the 9th, 18th, 27th of any month then you are number 9.

Note:*Different people have different interpretation about numerology so we shall be not
held responsible for any content regarding this.


Number 8
You are a very strong personality, there's no one out there will understand you. You are very good at pointing your finger at something!!! You are more likely to suffer from the early age poverty. If your times are not good you might lose either of your parents and end up looking after your entire family. You often suffer all the way in life. The problems will not allow you to study further, but you will learn the life in a very practical way!!! You are the one will fight for justice and may die in the war too!!! You are normally very reserved with handful of friends and most of the time, live life lonely and always prepared to help. Well, once you get marry (which is often late) then your bad lucks will go away a bit, then you become safe. Beware of un-expected problems from the terror, government, poisonous animals & accidents. You are someone with discipline, persistence, courage which will take you to the Success!! You are a Great part of a team, family and a fighter!!!
Your Best matches are 1, 4, 8. Good match is 5.

Do read older post to know about Number1,2,3,4,5,6,7 and Number 9 in next post

know about yourself and your best match based on your birth date or numerology-Number 7

Numerology

             Know yourself by Birth Date!

If you were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month you are number 1.

If you were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month you are number 2.

If you were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month you are number 3.

If you were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month you are number 4.

If you were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then you are number 5.

If you were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any month then you are number 6.

If you were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any month then you are number 7.

If you were born on the 8th, 17th, 26th of any month then you are number 8.

If you were born on the 9th, 18th, 27th of any month then you are number 9.

Note:*Different people have different interpretation about numerology so we shall be not
held responsible for any content regarding this.

Number 7
You have got the attraction to anyone out there. You are realistic, confident, happy, a talented individual in your Education, Music, Arts, Singing, and most importantly Acting. You have real problems with bad temper!! If you are girl, you are popular with the subjects listed above, you give up things for your parents, I mean you value your family status a lot. You will be in the top rank when you reach a certain age! If you are a guy, you are popular with Girls. You are a very talented too! Most of the number 7s faces lots of problems with their marriage life. Only a very few are happy!! It's probably the Lord give you all sort of humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life, so you need to get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don't, then you might end-up single!!! You are wonderful, Friendly, Artistic, Happy person. You are born to contribute lot to this world!!!

Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1, 4.
Do read older post to know about Number1,2,3,4,5,6 and Number 8 and more are coming in next posts

know about yourself and your best match based on your birth date or numerology-Number 6

Numerology

             Know yourself by Birth Date!

If you were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month you are number 1.

If you were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month you are number 2.

If you were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month you are number 3.

If you were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month you are number 4.

If you were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then you are number 5.

If you were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any month then you are number 6.

If you were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any month then you are number 7.

If you were born on the 8th, 17th, 26th of any month then you are number 8.

If you were born on the 9th, 18th, 27th of any month then you are number 9.

Note:*Different people have different interpretation about numerology so we shall be not
held responsible for any content regarding this.

Number 6
You are born to enjoy. You don't care about others; you always want to enjoy your life time. You will be very good in either education or in business management! You are talented, kind (but only with people who you think are nice), beautiful girls and guys. Popular and more than lucky with anything in their Lives. All the goodness does comes to you. The mind and body is just made perfect. If you are a number 6 man, you will experience looks from most girls and will involve in more than few relationships until you get marry!!! If you are girl, most of them will get marry/engage early. You are caring towards your family and friends. You are a person of Compassion, Comfort & Fairness, Good judgment, and after all you can heal this world to make peace forever because you have great power of caring.
Your best matches are 1, 6, 9. Good matches are 4, 5.
Do read older post to know about Number1,2,3,4,5 and Number 7 and more are coming in next posts

know about yourself and your best match based on your birth date or numerology-Number 5

Numerology

             Know yourself by Birth Date!

If you were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month you are number 1.

If you were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month you are number 2.

If you were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month you are number 3.

If you were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month you are number 4.

If you were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then you are number 5.

If you were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any month then you are number 6.

If you were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any month then you are number 7.

If you were born on the 8th, 17th, 26th of any month then you are number 8.

If you were born on the 9th, 18th, 27th of any month then you are number 9.



Number 5
You are very popular within the community. You can get things done by just chatting to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind. You are someone who acts on impulse. You will be famous if you open up a business, get involve in share dealings, music etc. Very popular with sense of humor, you are the one your friends and families will always ask for help and you are the one actually get money on credit and help your friends!! You will have more than 1 relationship, but when you get settle down you will be a bit selfish. Anyway, because your other half will have a pretty good amount of control in you. Be careful you tend to go for other relationships/contacts even you are married at times because of your popularity.  You are someone who gets along with anyone because the number 5 is the middle number. You like changes and freedom. You are an Explorer with Magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it's your Best Teacher!!!
Your best matches are 1, 2, and 9. Good matches are 6, 8.
Do read older post to know about Number1,2,3,5 and Number 6 and more are coming in next posts



Note:*Different people have different interpretation about numerology so we shall be not
held responsible for any content regarding this.

know about yourself and your best match based on your birth date or numerology-Number 4

Numerology

             Know yourself by Birth Date!

If you were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month you are number 1.

If you were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month you are number 2.

If you were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month you are number 3.

If you were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month you are number 4.

If you were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then you are number 5.

If you were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any month then you are number 6.

If you were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any month then you are number 7.

If you were born on the 8th, 17th, 26th of any month then you are number 8.

If you were born on the 9th, 18th, 27th of any month then you are number 9.



Number 4
You are very stubborn and very hard working. You have rough word power which might put lots of people away from you. You may cause nuisance to others if you are a man. You often understand others well and their problems. If you are a girl you are very good with studies and arts. If you are guy you spend most of the time after girl friends. You will have fun life with mates & girls. Your friends will spend your time & money and get away with their life and you will become empty handed and don't know what to do, so be careful!! You love to spend anyway!!! Your good will is you are always there to help family and friends. You always fall in love in younger age as well. You need to be careful of people who will take advantage of your kind heart and beware of your relations
too. You are practical, patient, persistent, and a bit old-fashioned.
You best matches are 1, 8. Good matches are 5, 6, 7.


Do read older post to know about Number1,2,3 and Number 5 and more are coming in next posts
Note:*Different people have different interpretation about numerology so we shall be not
held responsible for any content regarding this.

know about yourself and your best match based on your birth date or numerology-Number 3


Numerology

             Know yourself by Birth Date!

If you were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month you are number 1.

If you were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month you are number 2.

If you were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month you are number 3.

If you were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month you are number 4.

If you were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then you are number 5.

If you were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any month then you are number 6.

If you were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any month then you are number 7.

If you were born on the 8th, 17th, 26th of any month then you are number 8.

If you were born on the 9th, 18th, 27th of any month then you are number 9.

Note:*Different people have different interpretation about numerology so we shall be not
held responsible for any content regarding this.

Number 3
You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious, loves to climb up in your life. You always tend to have lots of problems within your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything. You have strong word power, pretty happy face, so wherever you go, you always have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth you always wanted to work hard in order to achieve something. You will not get anything without hard work! When you reach a Man/Woman age, you want other younger listen to you because you want younger people to respect older people. You do set so many examples to others. Generally you re not a cool person. It's not easy dealing with you! But once you like someone's attitude, then here you go. It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others. Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but they won't be long. You will always have brilliant kids!!! You love money a bit too much so temptation will push you to endless trying. If you are a guy, you will be looking after your family and helping friends, and will spend a life time just being generous and (except 21st born Men) you will be such an example of how to be in the culture & Life!!! If you are girl, then it's your good character and hardworking attitude you always follow. You are a Freedom Lover; reactive Ambition focused who brings Beauty, Hope & Joy to this world!!!
Your best match are 6, 9. Good match are 1, 3, 5.

Do read older post to know about Number 1 and 2 and Number 4 and more will be in my next post...:)

know about yourself and your best match based on your birth date or numerology-Number 2

Numerology

             Know yourself by Birth Date!

If you were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month you are number 1.

If you were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month you are number 2.

If you were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month you are number 3.

If you were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month you are number 4.

If you were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then you are number 5.

If you were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any month then you are number 6.

If you were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any month then you are number 7.

If you were born on the 8th, 17th, 26th of any month then you are number 8.

If you were born on the 9th, 18th, 27th of any month then you are number 9.

Note:*Different people have different interpretation about numerology so we shall be not
held responsible for any content regarding this.


Number 2
No matter what, you will be loved by everyone because your ruler is the Moon and everyone loves the Moon, huh!! Well, you are a person who daydreams a lot. You have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in your life. You are very much unpredictable means you do change according to time and circumstances. Selfish and have a very strong sense of musical, artistic talent, and verbal communication. Your attitudes are like the Moon comes to Gloom and fade away so everybody can expect changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who is peace loving or you can be a
Hitler who wants to destroy the mankind and peace. I mean in the community and your own home. If you really have a deep thought about your own, believe in God, you can feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time your words are a kind of would be happening. True! You can predict the situation. You will become poets, writers, or any artistic business people! You are not strong in love, so you will be there and here till you get marry. If you are a girl, you will be a responsible woman in the whole family. If you are a man, you will involve in fights and arguments in the family or vice-versa. You are gentle, intuitive with a broad vision, a power behind the scenes, well balanced people!!!
Your best match is 2, 5, and 9 no other people can put up with you!!!


Read older post for Number 1 details and wait for some time for next posts about Number 3 and more

know about yourself and your best match based on your birth date or numerology-Number 1

Numerology

             Know yourself by Birth Date!

If you were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month you are number 1.

If you were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month you are number 2.

If you were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month you are number 3.

If you were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month you are number 4.

If you were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then you are number 5.

If you were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any month then you are number 6.

If you were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any month then you are number 7.

If you were born on the 8th, 17th, 26th of any month then you are number 8.

If you were born on the 9th, 18th, 27th of any month then you are number 9.


Number 1
You are smart, frank, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest, and jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, friendly, and authoritative. Famous Person always wants to be and regarded as First on position, they are often likely to be independent, will never be under others, self confident people. You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get married when you mature. You are likely to have problems with people who have opposite views and you are most likely to take revenge over your enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a good profession in the future. If you are guy, you will be very popular that everybody will have mental attraction and respect you.You can go anywhere from the local shop to the heart of the parliament because you are positive and talented in numerous issues. But make sure in your life, you will always have some people who will work hard to support. Because of your smart behavior, you will be hated by some people too. Your family life is very cool; you will have a very nice partner & wonderful children. You are Pioneer, Independent & Original.
Your best match is 4, 6, 8 good match is 3, 5, 7.







 Number 2 details will be in next posts

Note:*Different people have different interpretation about numerology so we shall be not
held responsible for any content regarding this.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

how woman changes man's life.....funny image



how to win..nice story

Once upon a time there was a bunch of tiny frogs....  who arranged a running competition.


The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower.


A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants....


The race began....


Honestly:


No one in crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower. 



You heard statements such as:


"Oh, WAY too difficult!!"


"They will NEVER make it to the top."


"Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!"


The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one....


Except for those, who in a fresh tempo, were climbing higher and higher....


The crowd continued to yell, "It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!"


More tiny frogs got tired and gave up....


But ONE continued higher and higher and higher....


This one wouldn't give up!


At the end everyone else had given up climbing the tower. Except for the one tiny frog who, after a big effort, was the only one who reached the top!


THEN all of the other tiny frogs naturally want ed to know how this one frog managed to do it?


A contestant asked the tiny frog how he had found the strength to succeed and reach the goal?


It turned out....


That the winner was DEAF!!!!


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The wisdom of this story is:


Never listen to other people's tendencies to be negative or pessimistic....


because they take your most wonderful dreams and wishes away from you -- the ones you have in your heart!


Always think of the power words have.


Because everything you hear and read will affect your actions!


Therefore: ALWAYS be....  POSITIVE!


And above all: Be DEAF when people tell YOU that you cannot fulfill your dreams!


Always think: God and I can do this!

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Principles for Success




This is the story of Robby.


He was a young boy who lived with his elderly Mother. His mother wanted him to learn how to play the piano because she Longed to hear her son play for her. She sent her son to a piano teacher who Took Robby in under her guidance.


However, there was one small problem Because Robby was not musically inclined and therefore was very slow in Learning.

 
 
The teacher did not have much faith in the boy because of his Weakness. The mother was very enthusiastic and every week she would send Robby to the teacher .
 
 
One day Robby stopped attending the piano lessons. The teacher thought that He had given up and in fact she was quite pleased since she did not give Much hope to Robby. Not long after, the piano teacher was given the task to Organize a piano concert in town. She sent out circulars to invite the Students and public to attend the event.
 
 
Suddenly, she received a call from Robby who offered to take part in the concert. The teacher told Robby that He was not good enough and that he was no longer a student since he had Stopped coming for lessons.
 
 
Robby begged her to give him a chance and Promised that he would not let her down.
 
 
Finally, she gave in and she put him to play last, hoping that he will Change his mind at the last minute. When the big day came, the hall was Packed and the children gave their best performance. Finally ,  

 
It was Robby's Turn to play and as his name was announced, he walked in. He was not in Proper attire and his hair was not properly groomed.
 
 
The teacher was really Nervous since Robby's performance could spoil the whole evening's brilliant Performance.
 
 
As Robby started playing the crowd became silent and was amazed At the skill of this little boy. In fact, he gave the best performance of The evening. At the end of his presentation the crowd and the piano teacher Gave him a standing ovation. The crowd asked Robby how he managed to play so Brilliantly.
 
 
With a microphone in front of him, he said, "I was not able to Attend the weekly piano lessons as there was no one to send me because my Mother was sick with cancer.


She just passed away this morning and I wanted Her to hear me play. You see, this is the first time she is able to hear me Play because when she was alive she was deaf and now I know she is listening To me. I have to play my best for her!"
 
 
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SUCCESS PRINCIPLES
 
 
This is indeed a touching story of love and excellence. When you have a Passion and a reason to do something, you will surely excel.


You may not be Talented or gifted but if you have a strong enough reason to do something, You will be able to tap into your inner God given potential.
 
 
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MOTIVATIONAL QUOTE
 

" Find the good. It's all around you. Find it, showcase it and you'll start Believing in it."

smart son..funny

A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the money his parents gave him.


Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern education are coming up with! Why, they  actually have a program here at college that will teach our dog Ole Blue  how to talk!"


"That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How do I get him in that program?"


"Just send him down here with $1,000" the boy says. "I'll get him into the course." So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000.


About 2/3 way  through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father again. "So how's Ole Blue doing, son," his father asks. "Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results with this program that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!"


"READ," says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in that program?"


Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." His father sends the money.


The boy now has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out that the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.


When he gets home at the end of the semester, his father is all excited.  "Where's Ole Blue? I just can't wait to see him talk and read something!"


"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ole Blue was in the living room kicking back in the recliner, reading the morning paper, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messin' around with that little redhead who lives on Oak Street ?'


The father says, "I hope you SHOT that son of a bitch before he talks to your Mother!"


"I sure did, Dad!"


"That's my boy!"

Great thoughts about life by some great people...must read

No one can go back and make a brand new start. Anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.
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God didn't promise days without pain, laughter, without sorrow, sun, without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way.
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Disappointments are like road bumps, they slow you down a bit but you enjoy the smooth road afterwards. Don't stay on the bumps too long. Move on!
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When you feel down because you didn't get what you want, just sit tight and be happy, because God has thought of something better to give you.
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When something happens to you, good or bad, consider what it means.
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There's a purpose to life's events, to teach you how to laugh more or not to cry too hard.
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You can't make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved, the rest is up to the prson to realize your worth.
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It's better to lose your pride to the one you love, than to lose the one you love because of pride.
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We spend too much time looking for the right person to love or finding fault with those we already love, when instead we should be perfecting the love we give.
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Never abandon an old friend. You will never find one who can take there place.

Friendship is like wine, it gets better as it grows older.
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software engineer and his wife...funny communication

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hey god!forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters..

Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

Best story of the year -2010

One old man was sitting with his 25 years old son in the train.

Train is about to leave the station.

All passengers are settling down their seat.

As train started young man was filled with lot of joy and
curiosity.
He was sitting on the window side.

He went out one hand and feeling the passing air. He
shouted, "Papa see all trees are going behind".
Old man smile and admired son feelings.

Beside the young man one couple was sitting and listing all
the conversion between father and son.
They were little awkward with the attitude of 25
years old man behaving like a small child.
Suddenly young man again shouted, "Papa see the pond
and animals. Clouds are moving with train".
Couple was watching the young man in embarrassingly.

Now its start raining and some of water drops touches the
young man's hand.
He filled with joy and he closed the eyes.

He shouted again," Papa it's raining, water is
touching me, see papa".
Couple couldn't help themselves and ask the old man.

"Why don't you visit the Doctor and get treatment for your son."

Old man said,
" Yes, We are coming from the hospital as Today
only my son got his eye sight for first time in his life".

Moral: "Don't draw conclusions until you know all the facts"