11. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill ... just add a little dirt.
12. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person -- it's being the right person.
13. The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground...
14. Too many people offer God prayers with claw marks all over them.
15. The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.
16. To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discover the prisoner was you.
17. You have to wonder about humans...they think God is dead and Elvis is alive!
18. It's okay to sit on your pity pot every now and then. Just be sure to flush once-in-awhile.
19. You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks out its neck...
20. If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.
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