Guess what :)

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.

The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead,

and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy

said, "But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.

The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held

her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A

box

of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh,

just a wild guess," said the teacher.

The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher

held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off

the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she

asked."No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated

the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?"

she asked."No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took

one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" With great glee, the boy replied,

"It's a puppy!"

hahahaa