Saturday, September 25, 2010

funny leave letters....:)

Some people seriously do not know how to write letters,take examples and enjoy........
1.    An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2.    An employee who's daughter was getting married and needed to apply for leave:
As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.

3.  As my mother-in-law has expired and I am the only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.

4.    Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave.

5.  I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.

6.    A leave letter to the headmaster:

As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today.

7.  As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

8.    Covering note:  I am enclosed herewith.

9.  Another one:

Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below.

10.  My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at  home I may be granted leave.

11.  I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.

12.  A candidate's job application:
This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for

the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

Cheers,

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