Thursday, September 30, 2010

The art of making others happy‏

It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking.

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man
was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help
drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only
window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The
men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families,
their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service,
where they had been on vacation.

Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he
would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he
could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for
those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened
by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window
overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the
water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm
in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city
skyline could be seen in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the
man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this
picturesque scene. One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a
parade passing by. Although the other man could not hear the band - he
could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed
it with descriptive words. Days, weeks and months passed.

One morning, the nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to
find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully
in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to
take the body away. As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man
asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to
make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him
alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first
look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out
the window besides the bed. It faced a blank wall. The man asked the
nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described
such wonderful things outside this window. The nurse responded that the
man was blind and could not even see the wall. She said, 'perhaps he
just wanted to encourage you.'

Epilogue:
There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own
situations.
Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.
If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money
can't buy. *

**
'Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present.'*




It's good to be important,
but it's very important to be good.

Hilarious I.T. jokes !!!

Funny lines,funny sms.......

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one
around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!

If marriages are made in heaven, then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage

During Marriage ceremony why the bridegroom is is made to sit on the horse?
He is given his last chance to run away.

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10
seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in
thinking of a fool............


I wrote ur name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTACK

LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity u have no comparison
u r the best!

True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend $2 and Buy a pillow...


Dear Friend,

when i ask u flower,
u gave me bouquet.
when i ask u a stone,
u gave me a statue.
when i ask u a feather,
u give me peacock..

ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!

when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means .........pick d phone idiot

Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory
sentence ...
Student : WOW !

The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365
days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until
you fall in love

Real Secret of a Happy Married Life

Once Banta asked Santa, “What is the secret behind your happy married life?”

Santa said, “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.”

Banta asked, “Can you explain?”


Santa said, “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other’s decisions.”

Still not convinced, Banta asked, “Give me some examples” Santa said, “Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it”

Banta asked, “Then what is your role?”

Santa said, “My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iraq, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these”.

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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Funny Letter :)

Complete Fun Desi Letter by Lakhan Yadav

Deer sur,

If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.

This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment.

I tolded , I has head ache problem due to migration. Still theclerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun. I putted a complain on station masterji. He said I to go to the lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun. Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun.

Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life. I hope u will look into explain my hole story after, and late me joint first. I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter for your responsement.

May God blast you!

Yours awfully,
Lakhan Yadav

Bar joke

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him.

"What'll you have?" he asked.

"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spit it out.

"Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"

"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"

Guess what :)

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.

The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead,
and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy
said, "But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held
her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A
box
of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh,

just a wild guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher
held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off
the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she
asked."No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated
the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?"
she asked."No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took
one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" With great glee, the boy replied,
"It's a puppy!"
hahahaa

funny definations


School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that
you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of
either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Nature's Law for Human

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss your excuse you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you really will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIO-MECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATER RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Girls explained in IT terms

HARD DISK GIRLS:
she remembers everything, FOREVER
RAM GIRLS:
she forgets about you, the moment you turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS:

everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
SCREENSAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

INTERNET GIRLS:
Difficult to access.

SERVER GIRLS:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
She makes horrible things look beautiful

CD-ROM GIRLS:
She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL GIRLS:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense


VIRUS GIRLS:
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything...

Band of Joy

Old Indain Cartoon....really funny

Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and walls :)..........

Here is collection some excellent poems written on toilet doors...just enjoy this....
A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.


Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted


Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!


Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in
toilets.

I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.



Toilets walls also double as job advertisement
space.......

(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Fire
Department wants you.


Ministry of Environment advertisement.

We aim to please!
You aim too! Please


On the inside of a toilet door:

Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the
entire performance.


And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a restaurant:

The hands that clean these toilets also make your
food...please aim properly :)

If you have found some interesting poems, post them in comments

Rithik Roshan is gonna walk on the fire

Iron Man 2 (Three-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo + Digital Copy)


Rithik Roshan, One of the super star of bollywood , is gonna walk on the fire for his new film, which is agneepath remix.Director karan johar has decided to remix the film agneepath that was originally directed by his father.He told the press "There will be lot of changes in agneepath-2.Hero (Rithik Roshan ) is gonna walk on the fire."

God sent Professional to help :)


A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication for her daughter.

When returning to her car she found that she had locked her keys in the car.

She didn't know what to do, so she called her home and told the baby sitter what had happened and that she did not know what to do.
Baby sitter said, "You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door."

The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been thrown down on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time or other had locked their keys in their car.

Then she looked at the hanger and said, "I don't know how to use this."

So she bowed her head and asked God to send her some help. Within five minutes an old rusty car pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head.

The woman thought, "This is what you sent to help me?" But, she was desperate, so she was also very thankful.

The man got out of his car and asked her if he could help. She said, "Yes, my daughter is very sick. I stopped to get her some medication and I locked my keys in my car. I must get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"

He said, "Sure". He walked over to the car, and in less than one minute the car was opened.

She hugged the man and through her tears she said, "Thank you so much! You are a very nice man."

The man replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison today. I was in prison for car theft and have only been out for about an hour."

The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud, "Oh, Thanks God!
You even sent me a Professional!"

Top rated jokes

Which Tyre..????/

At Duke University, there were four friends taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an "A" so far for the semester.


These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to the University of Virginia and party with some friends there. They had a great time, but after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning.


Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it. They explained that they had gone to UVA for the weekend with the plan to come back in time to study, but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time. As a result, they missed the final.


The professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved. They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin.


They looked at the first problem, worth five points. It was something simple about free radical formation. "Cool," they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room, "this is going to be easy." Each finished the problem and then turned the page.


On the second page was written: (For 95 points): Which tire?


Horse calling .....


A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" he says.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it," she replies.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explains.


She looks satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to do work around the house.
Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.


When he comes to, he says, "What the heck was that for?"
She answers, "Your horse just phoned."


What old lady wants??


There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her.



So the oldest son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her.


The next son bought her a beautiful Mercedes with a chauffeur included thinking he would surely win her approval.


The youngest son had to do something even better than these so he bought her a trained parrot. This parrot had been trained for 15 years to memorize the entire Bible. You could mention any verse in the Bible and the parrot could quote it word for word. It was the only parrot in the world that could do this. How useful his nearly blind mother would find that!


Well, the old lady went to the first son and said, "Son, the house is just gorgeous but it's really much too big for me. I only live in one room, and it's much too large for me to clean and take care of. I really don't need the house, but thank you anyway."


Then she explained to her second son, "Son, the car is beautiful, it has everything you could ever want on it, but I don't drive and I really don't like that driver, so please return the car."


Next, she went to son number three and said, "Son, I just want to thank you for that thoughtful gift. The chicken was small, but very delicious."

Statues revenge...



Two beautiful statues in a park, facing each other across the grass, one of a young girl and the other of a young man, looking towards each other like young lovers. These statues gave so much pleasure to people visiting the park that God looked down and decided to reward them with life for 30 minutes, on a Sunday when the park was closed to the public.

Immediately when they came alive, they ran together into the bushes and could be heard giggling and cooing with pleasure and the bushes were shaking. After 15 minutes they came out and realized that they still had 15 minutes more life to live.

"What shall we do now then" said the boy statue. "Let's do the same thing again" she replied. "Okay", said the boy statue, "but this time, you hold the pigeons down while I shit on them".

How to find your lost wife??


The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

Where do u work???


There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born.

The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, "Congratulations you're the father of twins!" He says, “Great! I am the manager for the Minnesota Twins.”

The second nurse comes out and tells the second father, "Congratulations you're the father of triplets”! He says, "That's cool! I work for 3M."

The third father opens the window and jumps out.

The third nurse comes out, and asks, “Where's the third father?"

One of the other fathers said, "Oh he jumped out the window.”

The nurse asks, "Why?"

He replied, "He works for Seven Up!"

Funny Conversation between sales man and public guy


This is a conversation that took place between a person in the public man (Y) and a marketing guy(X)



X: Which shaving cream do you use?


Y: Baba's








X: Which aftershave do you use?


Y: Baba's








X: Which deodorant do you use?


Y: Baba's








X: Which toothpaste do you use?


Y: Baba's








X: Which shampoo do you use?


Y: Baba's








X: Which socks do you use?


Y: Baba's











X (Frustrated): Okay, tell me, what is this Baba? Is it an
international


company???


..







..


..


..





Y: No, He is my roommate [ Laughing ]





Cheers to all the bachelors of the world!!!! :)

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Nice Quote-1


Hey friends ,now we are starting a new section of posts in which we will daily post a nice quote.

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?


This is hysterical. You have to try this. 

I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle.
 

You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!!  It is from an orthopedic surgeon............

This will boggle your mind and you will keep you trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't.  It's pre-programmed in your brain!
 
1. Without anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......) and while sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
 
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.
 
I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it!



You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.
 

Post in comments if you are able to do as above

More on Management Lessons


Management Lesson



One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first

few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.



At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight,built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground.

He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.


Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with

Big John, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened - Big John got on again, made a show of refusing

to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next.



This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could

stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff.


By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself. So on the next Monday,

when Big John once again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!"



The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And why not?"



With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass."


Management Lesson: "Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to solve one."

Find more funny Management lessons in our older post

Before & after marriage


Before marriage…..

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage….
Simply read from bottom to top.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

beauty of maths

The Beauty of Maths..Take a look

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn’t it?

And finally, take a look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321

how to find your wife if she is lost ???


The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?" she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."


Funny Pictures....:)



WIFE IS WIFE AFTER ALL....
No Matter who you are......



Perils of using trial software.....
their trial period always ends up when u need them most


NO COMMENTS



UNIQUE WEDDING


No body can...........



Gottcha..........


The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes



Monthly pass funny :)


On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:

"How much for a season pass?"

Newton's law of love :)


Universal law:
“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money ”

First law:
” a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him,

until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. ”

Second law:
” the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance

of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. ”

Third law:
” the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping. “

6 weeks to 6 months to 6 years..how things changes after marriage :)


After Marriage Boys First 6 weeks, than 6 months, than 6 years

Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn’t love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I’m home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years : Here’s the money. Buy yourself something.

Phone Ringing:
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING.

Cooking:
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!

Apology:

6 weeks : Honey muffin, don’t you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don’t do it again.
6 years : What’s not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?

Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months : What’s so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What’s so bad about staying home???

TV:
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I’m going to watch ESPN, if you’re not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself.

funny leave letters....:)

Some people seriously do not know how to write letters,take examples and enjoy........
1.    An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2.    An employee who's daughter was getting married and needed to apply for leave:
As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.

3.  As my mother-in-law has expired and I am the only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.

4.    Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave.

5.  I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.

6.    A leave letter to the headmaster:

As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today.

7.  As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

8.    Covering note:  I am enclosed herewith.

9.  Another one:

Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below.

10.  My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at  home I may be granted leave.

11.  I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.

12.  A candidate's job application:
This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for

the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

Cheers,

Intersting and funny facts


You burn more calories sleeping
 
than you do watching television.


The King of Hearts is the only king 

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

Walt Disney was afraid  

OF MICE! 




Most dust particles in your house are made from  


DEAD SKIN! 


IT is possible to lead COW up-stair but
not downstair.

Do u know these facts friends....If u have any interesting fact ,do post in comments