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6 weeks to 6 months to 6 years..how things changes after marriage :)

After Marriage Boys First 6 weeks, than 6 months, than 6 years

Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn’t love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I’m home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years : Here’s the money. Buy yourself something.

Phone Ringing:
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING.

Cooking:
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!

Apology:
6 weeks : Honey muffin, don’t you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don’t do it again.
6 years : What’s not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?

Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months : What’s so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What’s so bad about staying home???

TV:
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I’m going to watch ESPN, if you’re not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself.

funny leave letters....:)

Some people seriously do not know how to write letters,take examples and enjoy........

1.    An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2.    An employee who's daughter was getting married and needed to apply for leave:
As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.

3. As my mother-in-law has expired and I am the only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.

4.    Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave.

5. I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.

6.    A leave letter to the headmaster:

As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today.

7. As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

8.    Covering note: I am enclosed herewith.

9. Another one:

Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below.

10. My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave.

11. I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.

12. A candidate's job application:
This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for

the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

Cheers,