Time fo PJS (in hindi)

PJS For hindi readers ......

Question: 

One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day For All his bad deeds.  He felt that he should go an Apologise to Ram for all the problems he had Caused. So he went to Ram's house and knocked on the door. Ram  Opened  the  door and was surprised to find Ravan Standing there. Ravan just kept  staring  and Thinking But didn't say a word. What was he thinking?









Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?"

Question: How do you "cut" roads?






Ans: By laughing. Because "Haste haste cut jaye Raaste".



Question: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya  Hai?.....



....Socho, socho. Nahi pata?








Ans: D'Cold; Because. Chan ki saans - D'Cold

Question: ChaloABbatao, Jackie Chan ki bahu ka Naam Kya hai? ....



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This one's really simple.



Ans: D'Cold again. Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu  Thi 


A railway station beggar meets another beggar.A Software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question?











"So, which platform are you working on?"

Question: What do you call a person who is leaving India?








Ans: HindustanLever.


Question: Who is Joe?

 

Ans: Kambakth ishq. Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"




Question: The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie  "my heart is an umbrella'. Which movie did he Really Want to see?








Ans: Dil Chhaata Hai.



These will make u fall off urchair!!

Woh kaun  sa  Hindi geet hai jis main "Internet  Explorer" ka zikar kiya gayaHai???

Hint: The heroine also refers to herself as InternetExplorer.

If you don't know.

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The answer is. MainePyar Kiya.

And the song goes..







Aajaa shaam hone IE (Internet Explorer)



MausamNElee angada IE



To kis baat ki hai lada IE



Tu chal.... Main IE !!!