Friday, October 1, 2010

DID YOU EVER THINK LIKE THIS!!!

DID YOU EVER THINK LIKE THIS!!!

Do you know?

A human body can bear only upto 45 Del (unit) of pain.

But at the time of giving birth, a woman feels upto 57 Del of Pain.

This is similar to 20 bones getting fractured at a time!!!!

LOVE YOUR MOM...

God couldn't be everywhere and therefore he made Mothers...


Good bye Mom :) Funny story

I was walking through the supermarket to pick up a few things when I noticed an old lady following me around. Thinking nothing of it, I ignored her and continued on. Finally I went to the checkout line, but she got in front of me.

"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently."

"I'm very sorry," I said to her, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mom?' It would make me feel so much better."

"Sure," I said. An odd request, but no harm would come of it.

As the old woman was leaving, I called out, "Good Bye, Mom!"

As I stepped up to the checkout counter, I saw that my total was $1027.50.

"How can that be?" I asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.

15 years ago

15 years ago…..

A program was….. a television show

An application was…. for employment

Windows were….. something you hated to clean

A keyboard was…. a piano

Memory was…. something you lost with age

A CD was… a bank account

If you unzipped in public you went to jail

Compress was something you did to garbage

A hard drive was a long trip on the road

Log on was adding wood to a fire

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

Cut you did with scissors

Paste you did with glue

A web was a spider’s home

And a virus was the flu!!!

SURE TIMES HAVE CHANGED!