WIFE IS WIFE AFTER ALL....
No Matter who you are......
Perils of using trial software.....
their trial period always ends up when u need them most
NO COMMENTS
UNIQUE WEDDING
No body can...........
Gottcha..........
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Monthly pass funny :)
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:
"How much for a season pass?"
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:
"How much for a season pass?"
Newton's law of love :)
Universal law:
“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money ”
First law:
” a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him,
until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. ”
Second law:
” the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance
of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. ”
Third law:
” the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping. “
“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money ”
First law:
” a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him,
until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. ”
Second law:
” the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance
of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. ”
Third law:
” the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping. “
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