what people say and what they mean...funny image

what people say and what they mean...funny image

what people say and what they mean -4...funny image

what people say and what they mean...funny image

what people say and what they mean -3...funny image

what people say and what they mean...funny image

what people say and what they mean-2...funny image

what people say and what they mean -1 ...funny image

what people say and what they mean...funny image

"I need to talk to you"....reminds you alot :P

A few things American movies taught their kids--funny image

A few things American movies taught their kids--funny image

Geek Alert :) funny image

Husband store ... very funny joke

Husband Stores
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men…

The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.



So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 – These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?”

So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
“Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
“Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
“Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?” So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store and have a nice day. :p

Express rather than expect :)

how to save yourself when your gf watches you looking another girl

Different types of pee...funny image

When I watch Inception, I go deep....

Almost a heartattack... funny image

Doctor vs Engineers ... funny comparision

Two wise advices for married man

what student wants... funny image

Swett memories of school

Angry birds in your coffee :) funny image

Best campus selection ever....funny one

what you should wish when you got Genie ...smart wish

This is what we call Smart working

what happen when you go to royal casino and when you comes out of royal casino

funny facebook joke of spelling maniac :p

what to say when old people ask you "when you are going to marry?"

what to say when old people ask you "when you are going to marry?"

Some time you have to pick yourself.... Nice Motivational image

funny image to share on facebook

funny image to share on facebook.

love formula and equation of love... must see image

love formula and equation of love... must see image.

where to sit in class/seminar... nice image

How to loose verginity ... funny image

Another way of lossing the verginity.

More PJS

Whatz a PJ ?

Obviously "a poor joke"


Whatz a (P + i J)?






- A "complex poor joke"


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- Bcoz the joke part of it is
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Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level
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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,
RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when
all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa
stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri
fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???


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coz, they all started clapping !!!!



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A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald??? How???


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Ek Aur PJ Isse kehte hain.........

Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.
lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai.
so he goes to the canteen.
canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai. jaise hi woh pav khane ke
liye
uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein "jannat" likha hai.
To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska lecture attend
karke
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guess

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The answer is :Ishq Ki Chhaon.

Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....





Don't scratch ur head, this is a song from the film "Dil Se"


One More

What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
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Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2
cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have
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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the
boat will
become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other
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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches
win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the
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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".



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Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each
other and want to get married, but cannot.
Why?




Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.

This one gonna kill you.

Dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik
kuhu kuhu
Dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik
kuhu kuhu
Dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik
kuhu kuhu
Dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik
kuhu kuhu
Dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik
kuhu kuhu
Dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik
kuhu kuhu

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YEH KOYAL(NIGHTANGLE) KE GAANE KA REMIX HAI....hahahahahahahaha

Happy new year to all of you :) Enjoy the celebration of new year 2012

two stupid chickens :funny image