Really funny conversation between George Bush and Condolezza Rice....too funny joke

Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.



SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.



George: Condi! Nice to see you? What''s happening?



Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.



George: Great. Let's hear it.



Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.



George: That's what I want to know.



Condi: That's what I'm telling you.



George: That's what I''m asking you? Who is the new leader of China?



Condi: Yes.



George: I mean the fellow's name.



Condi: Hu.



George: The guy in China.



Condi: Hu.



George: The new leader of China.



Condi: Hu?



George: The Chinese?



Condi: Hu is leading China.



George: Now whaddya?asking me for?



Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.



George: Well,I'm asking you. Who is leading China?



Condi: That''s the man's name.



George: That's whose name?



Condi: Yes.



George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?



Condi: Yes sir.



George: Yassir? You mean arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.



Condi: That's correct.



George: Then who is in China?



Condi: Yes, sir.



George: Yassir is in China?



Condi: No, sir.



George: Then who is?



Condi: Yes, sir.



George: Yassir?



Condi: No, sir.



George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.



Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. On the phone. I bet he knows.



Condi: Kofi?



George: No, thanks.



Condi: You want Kofi?



George: No.



Condi: You don't want Kofi.



George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And  then get me the U.N.



Condi: Yes, sir.



George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.



Condi: Kofi?



George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?



Condi: Call who?



George: Who is the guy at the U.N .?



Condi: Hu is the guy in China.



George: Will you stay out of China?!



Condi: Yes, sir.



George: and stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!



Condi: Kofi?



George: all right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.



(Condi picks up the phone.)



Condi: Rice here.



George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.