Saturday, November 13, 2010

Funny one liners about man...

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?

     A: Puppies grow up.





     Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on
     their faces?

     A: Because they are...





     Q:
 What do men have in common with
     ceramic tiles?

     A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over
 them forever.




     Q:
 If you drop a man and a brick out of a
     plane, which one would hit the ground first?

     A: Who cares?????.....





     Q:
 What did God say after he
     created man?

     A: I can do better than this! And then he created
 woman!




     Q:
 What's the difference between
     an intelligent man & a UFO?

     A: I don't know, I've never seen
 either.




     Q:
 What are two reasons why men
     don't mind their own business?

     A: i) no mind ii) no business





     Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

     A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for
 directions.




     Q:
     What is the difference between men and pigs?

     A: Pigs don't turn into men when they
 drink...




     Q:
 What makes men chase women they have no intention of
 marrying?

     A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they
 have no

     intention of driving.





 What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's
 gift?

     A: Exchange him!!





 Why do men like smart women?

     A: Opposites attract.

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