world is round..nice joke

Teacher:

Why u didn't solve your homework??

Student:

Sir, there was no light...

Teacher:

U should light the candle than.!

Student,

Sir, there was no Lighter...

teacher;

Why u don't have a Lighter !?!

student,

Sir, The candle was placed where we use to pray...

Teacher:

SO..u should take from there.!!

Student,

Sir, I was taking bath...

Teacher,

Why u didn't took the bath??

Student,

No water available...
Teacher,

Why water was not available.?!

Student,

Motor was not working....

Teacher,

Stupid!!! Why the motor was not working!?!!

Student,

Sir,, I have told u there was no light :P

think twice before you do anything :p

A GIRL Puts Her Fingers
Near HOTEL MANAGER’S
Lips.
MANAGER Kisses n sucks
Each Finger
,
,
GIRL: Tell Ur BOSS There
Is No Tissue Paper In ur
TOILET…

Learning process from father to son...funny one

A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about theworld around him. He asked his father, "How does this boat float?"

The father thought for a moment, then replied, "Don't rightly know, son."

The boy returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father, "How do fish breath underwater?"

Once again the father replied, "Don't rightly know, son."

A little later the boy asked his father, "Why is the sky blue?"

Again, the father replied. "Don't rightly know, son."

Worried he was going to annoy his father, he says, "Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?"

"Of course not son. If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything!"