Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Why I Fired My Secretary :) very funny

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning
boss".Happy Birthday."
And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.
I worked until noon.


Then, Janet knocked on my door and said "You know,
it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday let's go to lunch,
just you and me."


I said, "Oh yeah, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go."


We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to
the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed
lunch tremendously.


On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's
such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said,
"No, I guess not."


She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment
she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and
slip into something more comfortable."


"Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six
minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife,
children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.












And there I sat...on the couch.......... naked!

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