Man: Doctor my wife recently has lost her voice.
What should I do to help her to get it back?
Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the morning.
Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat?
-The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what's in the refrigerator, and goes to bed.
-The Married man comes home, takes one look at what's in the bed and goes to refrigerator!
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